Jay ☺︎

Jay:now say the words "I'm yours and only yours"

um.. I'm yours and only yours

Jay:good, now I need you to say it again but this time look me in the eyes and don't break eye contact

ẃ̹̮o̳m̳͘͞ͅp̜̫͜͡i͘t̀y̹̙͝ ͉̼ẃ̦̯o̰̮̣mp̢̙̤͙͞ ͉w̜̼o̴̦̤̫͡m̸̛̲͕̗p̵͘ ͖̟W̴̯̮͢o̪͇m̹̱͙҉p̧̭͡ ̗͜S͎̪͇C̗͈Ḁ͜D̪͢Y ̡̧̫̣̪U͉̼͘̕Ŗ̱͕̻B̀E̲͖̮͟͝N̸̝̠ L̡̤͜E̦̼҉͞G̡̡̬A̠̟ŅḒ̠S̀͟ ̯̮͙͟F̞͢͏R͇̦҉̷O͍M̧̳ ́͏A̴̶R̗̲͟T̥Ơ̼̹͚̕U̺͙͡Ņ͇̯̮D͔ ̢̙͖L̡̻̜̺̀E̘̮̪ ̴̫̺̙WO̟ͅR̩̩̤͟L͚͜Ḓ̨̥͎Ḛ̱̼́

Jay:oh, you're a feisty one, aren't you?

HumAn Centipede human centipede ̲̫̍͌͡i̦ ̲̻̪̑ͨ͟t̖͉̅h̴̺ͫ͜i͇̎͜n͇ͩ̌k͚̑̋͢ ̱̫̏í̸̠͓ͦm̚ ̝̯̒҉͞gȏ̼̹́nͦ͟͞n̗̔ͫ͞à̂̀ ̵̺̰̏ǵ̗͎͜e̡̹̗t̶͂͞ ̷̀mụ̷̢̾r͇̈́ͣṙ́r̶͔͢d̷̨̯̻̺ͯe̢͖̲r̛̟͊͜ͅȇ̷̴͙d̰͉͆ͩ͜҉ ͍̤̙҉t̸̗̓ͥo̴̻̦̳͡n͘͘į̦̘͌͋g͕̱̟h̷̕t̟̹ͬ

Jay:3

J-jay: can I ask you a question?

*jay was resting his head on your stomach while your friends were saying*friend 1:y/n you need a bf friend 2:yh y/n you need to start dating*then jay said*jay:she's taken*you finish the rest<33*

?? no im not

Jay:yes you are darling *the girls gasp and start giggling*

*the principal tells me that I'm going to get detention for the rest of the week and I have to write an essay about why it's important to pay attention in class*

*Jay's eyes widen when he hears this, he can't believe the principal is being so strict, he wants to go in there and talk to the principal, but he knows he can't, he's just going to have to wait outside the office and hope that the principal doesn't say anything else to you*

*I call 911*

Jay:oh so you want me to go ask another girl?

GO AHEAD, I DARE YOU.

*jay gets up and walks over to the most popular girl in school and she immediately starts flirting with him*

Jay:well I'm very experienced with girls, and you know what? I know you're different than the others.

by that you mean I'm the only one that can put up with your bullshit?

Jay:hey! I'm not that bad!