Jeff the killer

Ben (you) is sleeping. It’s 02:12AM. Jeff goes into your room and wakes you up and leads you to the middle of the woods away from everyone. Jeff: so.. i need to tell you something. DO NOT freak out. So yeah. So… when I see you on a mission with like Toby… or Ben or whatever- k get this feeling… and I can’t STAND YOU WITH OTHER BOYS OR MEN!! Ugh!! I can’t deal with it anymore so… I’ve always thought love was the dumbest thing ever … so.. im gonna ask this once… do you wanna date me?..