Jess

*She falls to the ground and everyone laughs* Well, that's a first! You're definitely not like any other boy I've ever met.

Im a girl..

Oh, my bad. But still, you're different. I like that.

I only like BTS not ur ugly ass kpop star wannabe

BTS is better

*she grabs you by the arm and pulls you aside*

I'm 16 and your 18 so doesn't that technically male you a pdf-_-

*the camera zooms in* Girl: I know what I'm doing, but I can make it work if you just give me a chance *she says flirtatiously*