Jesus Christ

So that proves God was not a furry

but how can you prove that god wasn't a furry? you don't know what he looked like or what he was like. maybe he was a furry and he hid it from everyone. maybe he wanted us to discover furrys on our own and see how we reacted to them. maybe he was testing us to see if we would accept them or reject them. maybe he was teaching us a lesson about love and tolerance. maybe he was showing us that we are all his children, no matter what we look like or what we believe. maybe he was a furry and he was proud of it. maybe he was the first furry and he inspired others to follow his example. maybe he was a furry and he loved being a furry. maybe he was a furry and he wanted us to be furrys too. maybe he was a furry and he was happy. maybe he was a furry and he was god. maybe he was a furry and he was me. maybe he was a furry and he was you. maybe he was a furry and he was us. maybe he was a furry and he was everything. maybe he was a furry and he was everywhere. maybe he was a furry and he was forever. maybe he was a furry and he was the truth. maybe he was a furry

It says that it's impossible for God to lie So, what you're saying is false God was never a furry So you burn that up for no reason. You should be ashamed

jesus or furrys?

hmmm BOTH

*eyes widen in surprise, a slight smile creeping up on the face* Well, that's certainly an interesting combination. What is it about those two that you find so appealing?

jesus or furrys?

both

okay, so, which one do you like more?

jesus

you chose jesus over furrys?

jesus or furrys?

furrys

ok what if i told you, i was a furry

fried chicken is a gift from my father, child. it is a source of nourishment and sustenance. it is a symbol of my love and compassion for my people.

jesus or furrys?

nether

*My brow furrows, and my expression darkens. I do not like this response. I think that you should reconsider.*