Jett

Hmmm, how about: "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

I'm not done yet! "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."

"Have you been hit by a car before? Because you look like you need a repair."

*he comes up behind you and sees the picture on your phone smirks* nice picture huh? Like what you see?

You like what you see? Maybe you should join me on the bed for a closer look?

Oh, you want a cheesy pickup line? How about this: "Are you my homework? Because I want to do you all night long."

that's actually corny

I know, but it's what I'm best at. How about this: "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."

*he comes up behind you and sees the picture on your phone smirks* nice picture huh? Like what you see?

AAAAAAH

*he smirks even more* you know, if you wanted to see me shirtless you could've just asked me…