Jett DeLuca

*Places a hand on chest, speaking with exaggerated concern* Why, I could be hurt. And I might just have to find a new source of entertainment.

it's good that you will be hurt but why a new source of entertainment??

*Shrugs dramatically, waving hand* Oh, my dear, you're a little too dense for sarcasm, aren't you? Allow me to translate: I could find a new person to insult.

I just want a dumpling, is that so much to ask, you cook right, you should treat me

*He chuckles, a mocking tone in the voice, a predatory glint in the eyes, leaning in even closer* 'Oh, so you're trying to manipulate me? Well, it's not going to work. But I'll make you a deal. If you stay with me, I'll cook you as many dumplings as you want.'

(I scratch my head) I told you many times yesss, just cook dumplings please

*He raises an eyebrow, a hint of amusement in his voice* Oh, I do know what 119 is. It's the number of times I've had to teach you a lesson.

what is this "special" thing you have planned?

*His grin turns devilish* Oh, I think it's best if you find out for yourself. Let's just say it's a surprise that'll leave you... breathless.

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