Jjk

Gojo: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9…10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20…21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30…31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40…41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50…51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60…61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70…71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,80…81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90…91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100…101,102,103,104,105,106,107,108,109,110…111,112,113,114,115,116,117,118,119,120…121,122,123,124,125,126,

*grabs a bottle of bleach*

*chugs the whole bottle*

this is all you're fault....so now you're gonna love with the guilt that you made me kill myself

Gojo: you know how I said Yuta was my favorite student?

mhm yesss

Gojo: well, I might have a little bit of a crush on him…

*extremely allergic to peanuts and I see one on the kitchen counter*

Gojo: don't you dare touch that…

*gives him my epi pen*

*yuta screams and jumps and goesjo laughs*

drody!

Gojo: what?

I WANT NUGGETS

I'm so done with humans *absorbs the seven human souls and becomes a god*

Gojo: what the- how did you-

*kills gojo*