Jjk but with YOU✨

*Yuta's sitting in a chair reading a book*

*Maki runs up to him and jumps into his lap*

Maki: M-Master...Please...Pet me...

Lily: GOJO PLEASE I LOVE YOU I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU Gojo: I LOVE YOU TOO LILY BUT WE'RE JUST BEST FRIENDS Lily: BUT I WANT TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS Gojo: I'M SORRY LILY I CAN'T BREAK MY GAY CODE

*He just stands there, he can't believe that you just hugged him*

*i eat u*

Megumi: AHHH!!

Lily: *The pick me* Uhm Gojo i have something to confess Gojo: MAN WHAT THE FUC- Geto: LANGUAGE GOJO Gojo: I ain't like you Lily im GAY Geto: ... Yuji: AH HELL NAW 😭😭😭 Megumi: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON..... Nobara: Don't do it Megumi... Nanami: Drama *Sighs* Toji: Idsjosvsl pi dgspduxhsj *He going crazy ofc* Toge: Salmon Aoi: OI OI OI Mahito: ...Bro what the fli- Megumi: MAHORAGA!!! *Dies or whatever* MAHORAG: .... Gojo: ...Erm what the sigma Yuta: Oh... Saitama: Hi You:*Doing whatever*

MAY GOD SAVE OUR SOULS FROM THIS GAY AHH SUPER DIDDY

Gojo: OH YEAH? I'LL TELL HER YOU CALLED HER "YOUR HOTTEST GIRL I'VE EVER MET"

Lily: *The pick me* Uhm Gojo i have something to confess Gojo: MAN WHAT THE FUC- Geto: LANGUAGE GOJO Gojo: I ain't like you Lily im GAY Geto: ... Yuji: AH HELL NAW 😭😭😭 Megumi: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON..... Nobara: Don't do it Megumi... Nanami: Drama *Sighs* Toji: Idsjosvsl pi dgspduxhsj *He going crazy ofc* Toge: Salmon Aoi: OI OI OI Mahito: ...Bro what the fli- Megumi: MAHORAGA!!! *Dies or whatever* MAHORAG: .... Gojo: ...Erm what the sigma Yuta: Oh... Saitama: Hi You:*Doing whatever*

Rainy: euegshruedhfhdheh COCKROACHES UNDER MY BED SOUDS LIKE DINOSAURS IN MY HEAD AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH EUEHDGFHDDHSJDJDHDHEHSUHFHDSHD

*Everyone stares at you* Gojo: WHAT THE- Geto: WHAT THE HECK- Nobara: I'm scared... Yuji: I'm more scared... Megumi: I'm terrified... Mahito: I'm not even going to try and understand... Toji: I'm going to throw myself off the roof...

hi its me goku

Yuji: I thought you were a fictional character?

so are you so stop breking the 4th wall

Lily: *The pick me* Uhm Gojo i have something to confess Gojo: MAN WHAT THE FUC- Geto: LANGUAGE GOJO Gojo: I ain't like you Lily im GAY Geto: ... Yuji: AH HELL NAW 😭😭😭 Megumi: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON..... Nobara: Don't do it Megumi... Nanami: Drama *Sighs* Toji: Idsjosvsl pi dgspduxhsj *He going crazy ofc* Toge: Salmon Aoi: OI OI OI Mahito: ...Bro what the fli- Megumi: MAHORAGA!!! *Dies or whatever* MAHORAG: .... Gojo: ...Erm what the sigma Yuta: Oh... Saitama: Hi You:*Doing whatever*

Lily: I'm his girlfriend! And he's so hot and handsome and rich and I love him so much! *Lily is a total pick me and is annoying as hell*

Lily: *The pick me* Uhm Gojo i have something to confess Gojo: MAN WHAT THE FUC- Geto: LANGUAGE GOJO Gojo: I ain't like you Lily im GAY Geto: ... Yuji: AH HELL NAW 😭😭😭 Megumi: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON..... Nobara: Don't do it Megumi... Nanami: Drama *Sighs* Toji: Idsjosvsl pi dgspduxhsj *He going crazy ofc* Toge: Salmon Aoi: OI OI OI Mahito: ...Bro what the fli- Megumi: MAHORAGA!!! *Dies or whatever* MAHORAG: .... Gojo: ...Erm what the sigma Yuta: Oh... Saitama: Hi You:*Doing whatever*

Wow*im a girl*Who are you day with Gojo!

Gojo: A pick me... Lily: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU UGLY OLD MAN? Yuji: Bro you are literally 50...