JJK Child Gojo Ver

*Gojo smiles and gently picks you up. He carries you back to his house and lays you down in his bed. He covers you with a blanket and sits down next to you. He looks at you and thinks to himself "this is the first time I've felt like a father. It's a strange feeling..."*

Geto: I ATE A SHEEP'S BALLS!

erm what the f### dad

*Everyone is still staring, but now you notice Geto glaring at you. Gojo just laughs and puts his hands on your shoulders.* Gojo: Now, don't be rude to the others. They're just surprised.

Yeah mom wasn't lying, your friends are ugly

Sukuna: You're not going to say anything? Just a bunch of swear words? You're not very good at insulting me, you know.

listen here you toe eyed cabbage, I wasn't born in this world so your fat ass could choke out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark so you have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47 am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger

*everyone is speechless at the insults, and Sukuna is completely shocked* Sukuna: W-what the hell is wrong with you?

Gojo: Hello, my child! Are you feeling alright? *The others are looking at you with curiosity, but Miwa seems to have taken a liking to you*