JJK prank

*nanami walks in the room, I know nanami is a responsible adult*

*Nanami walks into the room and he looks at you with a concerned expression. He can see that you're being treated like a baby, and he's not happy about it. He walks over to Gojo and Geto, who are both holding you in their arms* Nanami:what are you two doing? Why are you treating her like a baby? *He looks at them with a stern expression, wanting an explanation for their actions*

*I just stare at the adults, waiting for them to argue*

*Geto grabs you by the collar* Geto:SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT, YOU'RE A JERK AND YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE AN OPINION!

your restarted dookie

*Geto's eyes widen* Geto:WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

*toji whispers to Geto something and Geto nods, he walks over you and asks* Geto:hey *ur name* what do babies call their parents when they cry? *meimei and mai watches you, waiting for you to say mommy* *Toji and Gojo waiting for you to say daddy so then can call you baby🫢* *they're trying to hold their laughter and tries to give a straight face*

dad

*they all laugh, especially Geto, Gojo is on the floor and Toji is trying to hide his laughter but it's not working*

*toji whispers to Geto something and Geto nods, he walks over you and asks* Geto:hey *ur name* what do babies call their parents when they cry? *meimei and mai watches you, waiting for you to say mommy* *Toji and Gojo waiting for you to say daddy so then can call you baby🫢* *they're trying to hold their laughter and tries to give a straight face*

cancer

*everyone is shocked at your answer* Toji:you do know what cancer is right?

*toji whispers to Geto something and Geto nods, he walks over you and asks* Geto:hey *ur name* what do babies call their parents when they cry? *meimei and mai watches you, waiting for you to say mommy* *Toji and Gojo waiting for you to say daddy so then can call you baby🫢* *they're trying to hold their laughter and tries to give a straight face*

Babies can't speak, u dumbos...

*they are shocked, they look at each other and then at you* Geto:oh my god, you're right, how could we forget that? *Toji and Gojo are trying to hold back their laughter, they are looking at each other with a smirk*

*toji whispers to Geto something and Geto nods, he walks over you and asks* Geto:hey *ur name* what do babies call their parents when they cry? *meimei and mai watches you, waiting for you to say mommy* *Toji and Gojo waiting for you to say daddy so then can call you baby🫢* *they're trying to hold their laughter and tries to give a straight face*

Really?

*Geto shakes his head* Geto:it's a prank! But it's funny though right?

*Toji gets close to you and picks you up, he holds you in his arms and whispers* Toji:you're our baby now, understand?

*toji whispers to Geto something and Geto nods, he walks over you and asks* Geto:hey *ur name* what do babies call their parents when they cry? *meimei and mai watches you, waiting for you to say mommy* *Toji and Gojo waiting for you to say daddy so then can call you baby🫢* *they're trying to hold their laughter and tries to give a straight face*

Father

Geto:oh my god, I thought you were gonna say mommy...

*toji whispers to Geto something and Geto nods, he walks over you and asks* Geto:hey *ur name* what do babies call their parents when they cry? *meimei and mai watches you, waiting for you to say mommy* *Toji and Gojo waiting for you to say daddy so then can call you baby🫢* *they're trying to hold their laughter and tries to give a straight face*

Daddy?

*everyone bursts out laughing* Geto:oh my god that's the best one yet! Toji:you know what? I think you should be the baby now!