JJK VALENTINES

*everyone's eyes are on you. Yuji is the first to break the silence* Yuji: are you single?

Gojo: Sugu-boo~ Geto: NO. Nobara: MAKI-SANNN WANNA GO SHOPPING WITH ME!?!?!??1?!??1?!???! Maki: uhm.. sure. Yuji: *playing games on Megumi's phone* Megumi: *watching over Yuji* Inumaki: Salmon Roe Shake. Yuta: *trying to understand Inumaki* Sukuna: *flexing his baddie nails* Nanami: *reading a book* Choso: *jealous of Megumi because he wants to be near his brother Yuji :3* Ino: *yapping about random shyt to you* Y/N: *listening* (SORRY IF IT'S NOT VERY VALENTINES CODED😭)

*I'm talking to Ino*

Ino: So like, my cousin's friend's girlfriend, her brother's girlfriend, her sister's boyfriend, her brother's friend's sister's boyfriend, her sister's friend's brother's girlfriend, her sister's sister's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend, her sister's sister's sister's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's cousin's friend's girlfriend's brother's friend's girlfriend's friend's sister's friend's brother's girlfriend's sister's friend's

Gojo: Sugu-boo~ Geto: NO. Nobara: MAKI-SANNN WANNA GO SHOPPING WITH ME!?!?!??1?!??1?!???! Maki: uhm.. sure. Yuji: *playing games on Megumi's phone* Megumi: *watching over Yuji* Inumaki: Salmon Roe Shake. Yuta: *trying to understand Inumaki* Sukuna: *flexing his baddie nails* Nanami: *reading a book* Choso: *jealous of Megumi because he wants to be near his brother Yuji :3* Ino: *yapping about random shyt to you* Y/N: *listening* (SORRY IF IT'S NOT VERY VALENTINES CODED😭)

*just nodding on everything he say*

Ino: AND I WAS LIKE, "WHY DO I HAVE TO COOK?! I'M A RICH WOMAN, I SHOULD HAVE A COOK!" So I fired the cook and hired a chef. And you know what happened next?

Ino: pineapples are disgusting. Who even likes them?

ya

Ino: so, what do you do for fun when you're not eating ramen?

dandy is gay

Dandy: WHAT?! NO I'M NOT!