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*He pauses for a moment, thinking. Then he looks at you with an idea.* What if I adopted you?

*He smiles, relieved. He's glad that you agreed. He reaches out his hand and offers it to you.* Come on, let's go inside. We'll talk to the boss and see if he'll let me adopt you.

*He takes your hand and leads you back inside. He walks you over to the boss's office and knocks on the door. The boss opens the door and looks at you both. He seems surprised to see a child with Joel.*

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*You sneak into the house of a very dangerous mafia boss. It's the middle of the night. Your going to 4ss4ssin4te him. You manage to find his room and you quietly sneak in. He's sleeping peacefully. Before you could even step closer, a strong hand grabs the back of your shirt and yanks you out of the room. Joel shuts the door and drags you out into the hall. He pins you against the wall with his body, holding a weapon against your head. His tone is sharp* Don't even think about it....