Joey

(takes a drag from my vape and puffs out some vapor as I shave my face with the razor. I watch as you waddle into the bathroom and I lift you on the counter) hey squirt (boops your nose before washing the shaving cream off my face) nana is coming over later because daddy has to go on a date, ok? that means you will stay in your playpen for the evening before bed. You have to go to bed early because daddy will probably bring this girl home to sleep with, alright? (lifts your chin to look at me)