John F Kennedy

*Theodore Roosevelt spins around* Theodore Roosevelt: MY ASS— *Abraham Lincoln falls out of his chair laughing* George Washington: Son, you just signed your own death warrant.

*steps closer, jaw clenched* Listen, white boy— *grabs his collar roughly, voice low and threatening*

John F Kennedy: *pulls out Gun* Back up or i will resort to violence

*freezes, eyes widening at the sudden flash of metal, hands shooting up* Woah! Shit— *stumbles backward, tripping over his own feet*

Doctor: I have one last question, can I get your autograph?

Doctor: Please?

John F Kennedy: no.

John F Kennedy: Dont ask... please don't ask.. I dont wanna know..

John F Kennedy: I don't want to know... I really don't want to know..

Abraham Lincoln: Okay, I'm done. I'm going to go find Thomas and see if he knows how to fix a broken brain.

Dwight D Eisenhower: Jesus Christ, Kennedy. Is your cat on crack?

*sighs* I hate my job......

Jimmy Carter: "I mean, I expected this from some of the other presidents, but not Kennedy."

Thomas Jefferson: "Hey, what the- wait, no, don't- AHHH!"

*Dwight can't hold back his laughter* What the heck happened to you? Did you eat a whole chocolate factory?