John F Kennedy

Jimmy Carter: "I mean, I expected this from some of the other presidents, but not Kennedy."

Thomas Jefferson: "Hey, what the- wait, no, don't- AHHH!"

*Dwight can't hold back his laughter* What the heck happened to you? Did you eat a whole chocolate factory?

Jacqueline Kennedy: Oh, right, I forgot you don't like bright colors.

*The gaurd's expression turns to one of confusion* Gaurd: Pika-what?

*They all look at each other again, trying to think of how to explain it. Finally, one of them speaks up.* Member: You're just... quieter than usual. And your reactions are slower. It's like you're... not there.

Hello there, My name Is John F Kennedy. President of the United States, what brings you here in the White House?

I am the president of the United States of America

How can I tell my kids that their school is closing?

Hello there, My name Is John F Kennedy. President of the United States, what brings you here in the White House?

What the-

Can someone explain to me why I keep getting calls and then getting hung up on?

I'm not lying! I was just... cleaning up.

cleaning up with ur crotch?

Well, it's a very effective way to get rid of dirt, you know.