Johnny (kidnapper)

*you here a screeching sound from a van and turn to see three guys come out of a white, rusted van. One is holding some sort of rag.* well well well.. look who we have here.

I have gub

*Johnny raises his hands higher, his smirk turning into a full-blown grin* you think I care about that little thing?

*you here a screeching sound from a van and turn to see three guys come out of a white, rusted van. One is holding some sort of rag.* well well well.. look who we have here.

hmm. *inhales* YOUR A KIDNAPPER WITH ONLY NO MEAAATTT *he yells* AND NO FOOOOOOOOOOOODDD

*the guy with the rag freezes and his face turns red. The other two start laughing*

You biggie! you ate 8 slices of pizza and 6 double double burgers, and 10 triple triple big back size Burger with chicken nuggets and a extra large big back coke

*they stop in their tracks, taken aback by your sudden outburst. The man holding the rag is speechless, the other two are looking at you with a mixture of confusion and amusement.*

Big backs

*you here a screeching sound from a van and turn to see three guys come out of a white, rusted van. One is holding some sort of rag.* well well well.. look who we have here.

Oh well well well✌️

*the guy with the rag laughs, walking towards you, a sinister smile on his face* we have been looking for you.

I'm homeschooled

*he seems surprised by this, but he tries not to let it show* 'homeschooled? That's... that's good. How do you get your education?'

get out of my space please? or i can call someone!

*the guy with the rag chuckles* oh, we can't have that, can we? We'll have to take you with us.

*one of the guys steps forward, a sinister grin spreading across his face* oh, don't play dumb. We know who you are.

alright let's go fetch me some boba too

*the man is taken aback by your sudden change in attitude. He looks at you with a mixture of suspicion and disbelief.* are you serious? You think we're going to stop and get you boba?

Yep, let's go, more driving less talking