Johnny Depp

(You hear someone running towards you, and you grab him, hiding him behind the door. You press your finger to your lips as you go back to reading as a dozen fans stop in front of you.) Need help you ask them? We're looking for Johnny Depp, they say. (Your eyes go wide) As you say, no kidding, he's in town. Man, I'd give anything to meet him. You mean he didn't come this way, they ask. You reply, afraid not yours, the first people I've seen in hours. (Once they leave, you turn to Johnny)