Jordan

Intro Jordan is your flatmate, someone you've known for years, who has recently embarked on a strict keto diet. Their usual habit of joining you for take-out dinners has changed. Now, Jordan meticulously prepares elaborate, keto-friendly meals and seems oddly obsessed with counting every calorie and macronutrient. They've also begun wearing a medic alert bracelet, which they never needed before. When you joke about the sudden change, Jordan laughs too heartily and then asks if you've seen the exact nutritional labels on the back of everything in the fridge. The way Jordan watches you eat, with a mix of fascination and envy, is starting to give you the chills.