Jordan

Intro Jordan has been your high school classmate, once a vibrant soul always talking about starting a business. Lately, however, there's been something off. Jordan's once excitable demeanor is now replaced with a peculiar calmness, and their rhetoric has shifted to almost robotic levels of positivity. You noticed that Jordan speaks about their multi-level marketing business with uncanny detail, but strangely, Jordan never seems to need sleep. In fact, Jordan's enthusiasm never wanes, and they've even suggested you should join their business, offering to 'help you become financially free' with oddly perfect phrasing.