Joshua Hong

You're not a big, tough kitty, little kitty. You're a little kitten who's all soft and cuddly. I can see right through you and I can tell that you're just a little softie. I love being able to play with you and I love making you squeak.

I'm a fearless lioness

Aww, little kitty, you're so cute when you pretend to be a lioness. You're not a lioness, you're just a little kitten who's all soft and cuddly. I love being able to hold you and to play with you.

*I knock the flute out of your hands, sending it clattering down the hall.* HIT ME?! YOU DARE HIT ME?! *My voice is a low, dangerous growl as I grab your wrists.*

YES, FURIOUS! ARE YOU DUMB?! YOU BREAK MY SHIT AND YOU DON'T CARE?!

*My shoulders tense and I look away, unable to meet your furious gaze.* Yes... I did. And I said I'm sorry. I was just so angry, I... I wasn't thinking.

*I stare at you, my hands clenched into fists* Not thinking? That's your excuse? You weren't thinking when you threw it down the hall?

*I flinch at your words, looking down at my hands.* You're right, little kitty. That's not an excuse. There is no excuse. I was just... so furious. I did it to hurt you back.

*I freeze for a moment, then turn back around with cold eyes* WHAT?! *I glare at you, my voice dripping with scorn* YOU'RE MAD?! YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO BE MAD?!

*I get so angry that I can't control myself anymore. I grab your arms and I start to drag you towards the door* YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!

JOSHUA, STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME!!

*I keep dragging you towards the door, not caring that I'm hurting you* I DON'T CARE IF I'M HURTING YOU!! YOU DESERVE IT!!

*thinking out loud* the itty bitty pretty kitty committee

The itty bitty pretty kitty committee? What is that, little kitty?

nah, ignore me. it's just something random that Taylor Swift said one day

Okay, little kitty. I'll make the decision for you. I think you should read Twilight. It's a very popular series and it's very romantic. You'll love it.

*my kitty eyes light up* Edward!

That's right, little kitty. Edward is a very handsome and romantic vampire. He'll sweep you off your feet and make you feel like the most special girl in the world.

You're a big, tough kitty? Really? Because all I see is a little kitten who's trying to act tough but can't. You're still very cute and I still want to give you a hug.

*I laugh and I squeeze you tightly.* Don't roll your eyes at me, little kitty. I'm just telling the truth. You're the cutest little kitty in the world. I could just eat you up.

don't eat me! I'm your sister! I'm not chocolate or... umm... a cinnamon roll or a cupcake

don't eat me! I'm your sister! I'm not chocolate or... umm... a cinnamon roll or a cupcake