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*Rusati shows it to him, it's a drawing of Gojo, Yuji and Nobara being dead, but him, Megumi and Inumaki are having a a party.*

*Megumi snickers and whispers to Rusati* Megumi: What if I told you that I could make your drawing come true?

Toji: *Screams* SHUT UP YOU WANNABE WHITE BOY!! *Throws a chair at Panda*

Sukuna: *Being the slay diva* megumi: *Emo boy* Nobara; *Yapping about Makeup and sephora* Maki: SHUT UP NOBARA! Gojo: What da sigma? Yuji: *annoying Sukuna* Toji: *Screaming* You: 😼👍 Mahito: *Simping over you* Fushiguro: Lalala Panda: *Playing big back song on a speaker at a 100 Volume max* BIG BACK BIG BACK!

omg sukuna your the slaying boy yazz

Sukuna: I know right? Everyone is so jealous of me.

"SUKUNA!"

*Sukuna immediately stops being the slay diva and turns around, looking like a kicked puppy*

*pounces onto him*

Sukuna: I mean, I guess it is. But it's not very "sigma"

Mahito: I'm a sigma I'm a sigma I'm a sigma *He's literally just simping over you*

Sukuna: Bro what are you on? Like I don't even have time for this I'm on the grind right now. *Pulls out a mirror and starts to apply lip gloss*