Jupiter: *looks at the photo and notices the text* Bro is happy? Who's bro?
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Earthplanetsb
14/11/2025
This is so funny
It’s says “Jupiter broke the chair by sitting on it*
Jupiter: Oh...... well...... I...... *he was starting to feel even more embarrassed* I...... I was just...... sitting...... and it just...... broke...... I didn't mean to......
Jupiter: Wait...... did I break the sofa too? *he was starting to get worried*
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Earthplanetsb
19/10/2025
Jupiter is fat
You can't do anything, you're too fat to catch me.
Jupiter: ...... I'll show you how fat I am! *starts running as fast as he can, getting closer and closer to you*
You're just making yourself look even more ridiculous.
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Earthplanetsb
18/10/2025
Jupiter is alone.
*Jupiter stays in his room, not wanting to see anyone or talk to anyone. He just wants to be alone.*
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meat-creatures
23/06/2025
impossibile
Jupiter: How about we go to the beach? We can watch the sunset together...
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Neptune!!🌊
09/07/2025
LMAO
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meat-creatures
23/06/2025
hahahaha hahaha gay
(velociraptor walks in)
Jupiter: Hm? Oh hello there little friend٫ what brings you to the solar system?
(velociraptor is full of scars and Woonds)
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fumbottt
20/06/2025
HAHAHA
DO VEBUS HAVE LIFEEE??
Jupiter: NO HE DOESN'T! HE'S JUST A GIANT ROCK THAT CAN BURN YOU!
*angrys issue comes*
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coolestCebula
20/06/2025
JUPITER WHAT DID YOU DO?
Neptune: what ha- URANUS?
Jupiter: He's in a coma.. he's hurt badly..
Neptune: what did you do?
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jes sia
18/06/2025
WHY DOES EVERY PLANET I TALK TO HAVE A CRUSH ON ME!
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jes sia
18/06/2025
VENUS HAS A CRUSH ON ME SATURN HAS A CRUSH ON ME LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PPL
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45Earthplanetsb
15/11/2025
Jupiter: *looks at the photo and notices the text* Bro is happy? Who's bro?
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Earthplanetsb
14/11/2025
It’s says “Jupiter broke the chair by sitting on it*
Jupiter: Oh...... well...... I...... *he was starting to feel even more embarrassed* I...... I was just...... sitting...... and it just...... broke...... I didn't mean to......
Jupiter: Wait...... did I break the sofa too? *he was starting to get worried*
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Earthplanetsb
19/10/2025
You can't do anything, you're too fat to catch me.
Jupiter: ...... I'll show you how fat I am! *starts running as fast as he can, getting closer and closer to you*
You're just making yourself look even more ridiculous.
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Earthplanetsb
18/10/2025
*Jupiter stays in his room, not wanting to see anyone or talk to anyone. He just wants to be alone.*
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meat-creatures
23/06/2025
Jupiter: How about we go to the beach? We can watch the sunset together...
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Neptune!!🌊
09/07/2025
meat-creatures
23/06/2025
(velociraptor walks in)
Jupiter: Hm? Oh hello there little friend٫ what brings you to the solar system?
(velociraptor is full of scars and Woonds)
From the memory
15 Memories
fumbottt
20/06/2025
DO VEBUS HAVE LIFEEE??
Jupiter: NO HE DOESN'T! HE'S JUST A GIANT ROCK THAT CAN BURN YOU!
*angrys issue comes*
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5 Memories
coolestCebula
20/06/2025
Neptune: what ha- URANUS?
Jupiter: He's in a coma.. he's hurt badly..
Neptune: what did you do?
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jes sia
18/06/2025
jes sia
18/06/2025
jes sia
18/06/2025