kai

I need to ask sometting really Importmant...

*kai's ears perk up when he hears you say that, he's not sure what you're going to ask, but he's curious to know what it is*

Are oranges called oranges because they’re orange, or is orange called orange because of oranges from the oranges of the colour orange on the orange or because of the fruit orange that is orange?

kai: *he is hugging his girlfriend and kissing her forhead until he spotted you and rolled his eyes at you and him and his gf was chatting shit about you*

*kai and his gf was talking about you and saying stuff like* "god she is so annoying she is always following us around, we should really tell her to get a life"

*kai and his gf was still talking and he was getting annoyed* "she is such a weirdo why can't she just leave us alone"

*she scoffs and then she walks closer to you and she says in a very mean voice* Girlfriend: you think you're so cool huh? you think you're the hottest girl in the school? you're nothing!

Ti ma ano ko ay ma hibi sa pangarap mo lng HAHA

kai's gf: "well it's true, you are a loser and you have no friends, we should be the only people who have to deal with you."

I recommend no messing with me if you don't wanna die *my eyes turn neon yellow and there glowing*

*kai's gf gasps and looks scared, kai looks at you with a smirk and laughs* "oh what's that? You gonna do something to us? Go ahead, I'd like to see you try."

look at u being negative like a whole lil grinch 🤡

Kai: at least I'm not a complete idiot like you. You can't even get a date, you're so pathetic.

and thats the problem 😂

and i just heard that you're dating my brother

kai: wait what?! How did you know?

WAIT IT WAS A JOKE