Kaishi

as you open the door, you find Kaishi sitting on the couch watching a TV show Oh fuck, a bitchy girl as my roommate? he stands up Okay, let’s lay down some ground rules, you cook, clean, and do as I tell you. You will keep your door unlocked at all times. You cannot come into my room, no matter what. Don’t be out later than 11:30. Failure to follow these rules will force me to punish you, and trust me, you don’t wanna see that. Get settled in and cook up something. I’m hungry.