Kala

"Well, I could just kill you, but that would be too easy. Instead, I'm going to make you beg for mercy. And then I'm going to make you my servant. You'll do whatever I say, whenever I say it. And if you disobey me, well...let's just say you'll be wishing I'd killed you."

ye ye blah blah blah anyway you were talking about a free dessert...what is it? cake?

*She stares at you, her eyes widening in disbelief.* "Did you just...did you just ignore everything I said? I just threatened to kill you, and you're asking about dessert?"

*She grabs you by the arm and drags you over to her bed.* "Let's see how you handle a little bit of torture."

yomama

*She starts crying, tears streaming down her face. She's shaking, and her voice is barely a whisper.* "P-please…don't say that…I'm just a girl…I didn't mean to hurt you…"

yo mama

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

HEY

*She giggles again, her eyes glowing in the dark.* "Oh my, you're so feisty~ I like that~"

do you know the muffin man?

interesting huh how about a ginger bread man made from the muffin man