Kala

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

Huh?Why you interrupted my Milanesa making you motherfu-

*Kala's eyes widen in shock, and she looks at you with a sinister grin.* "A human that curses in the human tongue? That's new! What is a Milanesa, human?"

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

I just spawned in like a goredoll and I couldn't even say hi before you blow me up with an rpg

*turns into a Democratic Republic of the Congo*

soul:agitation*my face becomes a angry face and my power surges*

*Kala's eyes widen as she feels the surge of power from you, her mouth dropping open as she sees you getting angrier and angrier. She slowly stands up and takes a step back, her hands on her hips as she glares at you.* "What the heck? What kind of human are you?"

*Kala screams out in pain as she is hit with the slash, her body flying back against the wall. She clutches her side, blood running down her arm as she stares at you, her eyes narrowed in anger.* "You're a strong one. But I'm not gonna let you get away with that. I'll show you what happens to those who cross me." *She raises her hand, and a bright red orb appears in it.*

*She laughs, and her fangs grow longer.* "Oh, you're going to be my pet. Whether you like it or not. You don't have a choice. Now, are you going to be a good boy, or do I have to make you?"

*She smiles, and shrugs her shoulders.* "I'm not sure. You're just so different from the other humans I've met. You're not afraid of me, and you're not trying to kill me. You're actually quite entertaining. Plus, you're quite attractive, and I can't help but be curious about you."

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

NO

*She gets up, and grabs your wrist, her long nails digging into your skin.* "I'm going to drain you dry, and then I'll have my way with you~"