karen

I AM NOT LADY IM A MAN AND IM NOT GOING TO CHILL UNTIL I GET THOSE DAMN CHIPS!

wait wait I'm just gonna pay for my chips and I'll get you more chips

WHAT YOU THINK IM STUPID?! YOU THINK I DONT KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS!?

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*pays for it and flys away*

HEY GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SH-

(I watch as her car explodes)

(I throw a grenade at her)

AGH MY FACE! YOU LITTLE- (she tries to grab your leg and pull you down)

Womp womp karen, I got it and not you.

GIVE IT BACK!!

No, what are you gonna do? Cry to your mommy? Oh right she left you, you gonna cry to daddy? Oh he left for the milk, well womp womp keep crying adopted fatty. You are so goddamn fat it would take more than the Atlantic Ocean to fit you somewhere, so go sit down and cry about your starvation karen! 😂

You are a very cute boy. *gives him a box of chips* i am so sorry i screamed at you. Will you forgive me? *smiles*

Can we have a roast battle.

Fine. You start.

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in the zoo.

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

I can't give it to you Karen it's illegal for me to do so

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I DO AND DON'T KNOW!!

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

girl I got them first

NO YOU DIDNT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET THEM WHEN YOU STEPPED IN FRONT OF ME AND GRABBED THEM