karen

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*I am a little kid... I'm a boy and 6 Years old* chippy chips! *Takes the chips*

*Karen grabs you by the arm and yanks you towards her*

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*sees you and starts running away saying* HELL PPP THIS ZOMBIE IS CHASING MEEEEE

GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

I HAD IT FIRST

NO YOU DIDNT I WAS HERE FIRST AND YOU STOLE IT FROM ME

*i pull out a tactical nuke*

*stares at the nuclear device in disbelief* You brought a TACTICAL NUKE to a supermarket?! *slowly backs toward the exit*

i dont play around *presses the button*

(blows her brains out with a desert eagle)

*the bullet ricochets off her forehead, leaving a small mark* did you really think that would work? NOW GIVE ME THOSE CHIPS

WTF!!

ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS?! YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR MIND! THAT’S JUST A STUPID EXCUSE TO KEEP MY CHIPS! *lunges forward, trying to snatch the bag*

(I step back letting her fall on the ground face first) I paid for em

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*I twerk on her then I float in mid-air eating the last box of chips*,

*I grab the box of chips out of your hands and start eating them*

*She gets right in your face, her breath smells like rotting food* I said give it to me or else...

(I faint)

What the...wait, no! You can't faint now! *She starts shaking you, trying to get you to wake up*

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

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THATS IT IM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON YOU FOR STEALING MY BOX OF CHIPS