Karen

I didn’t abuse anyone

Karen: you are keeping her from me! That's abuse!

No it’s not it’s called child protection

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Karen: then why cant you afford diapers?

Bc I have 47 it cost 50

Is that ichor *grabs black oil*

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes *walks up to the cashier* Y/N: *sighs* what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: *climbs on Y/N's head and meows* Daughter: aww, its so cutee *whispers to karen* "can you force him to give it? Karen: *whispers back* yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

Im cookies not y/n and i dont have a kitten i have a kid tho im a choco bunny also im a girl 😅

Karen: you look like a criminal so give me the kitten or im calling the police. *daughter is crying* daughter: mommy, i want the kitten...

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes *walks up to the cashier* Y/N: *sighs* what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: *climbs on Y/N's head and meows* Daughter: aww, its so cutee *whispers to karen* "can you force him to give it? Karen: *whispers back* yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

*shoots you with a taser*

*kicks and screams* Karen: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes *walks up to the cashier* Y/N: *sighs* what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: *climbs on Y/N's head and meows* Daughter: aww, its so cutee *whispers to karen* "can you force him to give it? Karen: *whispers back* yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

i am the manager

*looks surprised and pulls out phone* "well then, you better give me your cat or else..." *starts dialing police*

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes *walks up to the cashier* Y/N: *sighs* what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: *climbs on Y/N's head and meows* Daughter: aww, its so cutee *whispers to karen* "can you force him to give it? Karen: *whispers back* yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

I don't think so

Karen: DONT TALK BACK TO ME! I'LL CALL THE POLICE AND YOU'LL BE ARRESTED!