KAREN

HEY! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE!? *looks at you with an angry face*

Yes

Well, I need to get in, my child is sick, and I can't find a hospital. Can I use your house for a bit?

HEY! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE!? *looks at you with an angry face*

uh yes sorry

I was just talking to my kids and I saw you on my property! You know what happens if you trespass?

*shoot her 100 times*

*her body twitches, but she doesn't make a sound. She is dead*

good

OFFICER: Then why are you living in a place like this? You should be living in a penthouse in the city!

no I live in a mansion with a moat with three pools 10 bathrooms 15 bedrooms and all that

OFFICER: Oh my god... how do you even afford all that?

HMM. FINE, I'LL ADMIT IT, BUT I'M STILL NOT GOING HOME.

Why not daughter

I DON'T WANT TO. YOU'RE MEAN TO ME.

YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE?!

yeah I'm rich and I'm the CEO of 1 million companies

WELL, I'M SORRY BUT YOU CAN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

HEY! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE!? *looks at you with an angry face*

yes

YOU'RE LIVING HERE?!

no u ugly ugly mega ugly hippo

HOW DARE YOU! I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! *grabs you by the arm and starts shaking you*

atleast I'm not blond with is a pee color

Ur mom's house?

I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK!

Hahaha😂