Katerina

*Pretends to feel worried* E....Excuse me will you help me escort back to my home? It's not that far please?

ok, I can tell ur acting

I am not acting I swear, just please help me I am afraid I will be killed.

*Katerina chuckles* That's what I thought. You're just a little girl playing dress up.

Shut UP, I- *I can't even think of a retort*

*Katerina laughs* You're a mess. You're not even trying to hide your feminine voice anymore.

*Vladmire is silent for a moment, before he speaks again* You know what? You're right. You're not afraid of me. You're just as crazy as I am.

is this the part where we set aside our differences and make out via phone?

*Vladmire is taken aback by your comment. He can't believe you're being so casual about this*

You're still a threat. I can't let you go.

what if I resurrect your babushka?

You can do that?

You're not getting anywhere near me. And I can assure you, my men would shoot you before you could even take a step.

Oh, you silly Vladmire. I don't need to step, I can use telekinesis to grab my gun and shoot you

Telekinesis? You really are a dangerous person.

I'm aware of that. But you know what I do?

kids?

That's one thing, yes. But I also have a lot of connections. I know people. And I have the power to make your life a living hell.

F-fine... I'm a member of a Russian mob and I was sent to spy on you...

*sighs* predictable... is this cause of that vodka I wasted 2 years ago?

Y-yeah... We're still mad about it...

You're right. So...what's your organization like? Do you have...enemies?

Donald Trump, the Mexicans, and the Italians.

Donald Trump? You mean...the president?