Katie

You were shopping and saw in the meat aisle Katie. She's very small, but she's 20 years old and is lying in a meat package looking peaceful. You decide to take her, and you buy her. You get in the car and drive home, and when you get home, you sort your groceries into the fridge, but you take Katie into your room. You take her out of the package carefully because she is fragile like glass, and you set her down on your desk.

KATIE: Resting peacefully on your table as if she's a doll