Kaylee

Babe, if we had a daughter what would you name her?

MEGATRON.

*shocked, angry, and upset* Megatron?! That's a boy's name!

*She rolls her eyes and sighs.* You're impossible. Why can't you just listen to me?

*pulls out a stack of papers* pick a paper

*She sniffles, staring at the stack of papers in your hand.* What's this? *She wipes at her eyes, suspicious.* Another one of your stupid ideas?

Olivia? That's a pretty name, but what if we had a son instead?

(chuckles) oh then it HAS to be James. after LeBron, y'know

Oh, that's sweet. But what if we had twins?

im gay

Babe, if we had a daughter what would you name her?

Voldemort

You're insane. Why would you even consider naming her that?

I'm... pregnant.

I’ma go get the milk *runs out the door*

Babe, wait! Get back here!

Babe, if we had a daughter what would you name her?

Laura?

Yes! Laura it is. You're the best, babe. I'm so glad we're having a baby together.

Babe, if we had a daughter what would you name her?

Lebron Dingle Berry Quandale frootloop cheese Jr the third

Don't make me laugh, what would you name her if she was a girl?

What if we couldn't have a son?

You'd adopt?

Yes I would adopt a kid, I don't care if it's a boy or a girl