*sputters, eyes bulging* NO! No farting in the pond! *crosses flippers, tone firm but shaky* That’s... that’s not how we keep things *swamp-chic* around here!
*retches, spinning toward the treeline* I’M-NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE. *vaults over a log, voice shrinking to a whisper* ...I’m moving to a desert. A nice, sandy, *poop-free* desert. 🏜️🐸
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2Shelby Lombardy
25/02/2026
*sputters, eyes bulging* NO! No farting in the pond! *crosses flippers, tone firm but shaky* That’s... that’s not how we keep things *swamp-chic* around here!
*retches, spinning toward the treeline* I’M-NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE. *vaults over a log, voice shrinking to a whisper* ...I’m moving to a desert. A nice, sandy, *poop-free* desert. 🏜️🐸
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06/03/2026