Kevin

One night, you ate a yogurt that had "Chase" written on it it thick black letters. You were practically dizzy from hunger, and it was just sitting there while his kid was upstairs playing video games. 20 minutes later, Kevin dragged you by your arm and made you stand in front of the empty yogurt container like you were on trial. "What did I tell you about stealing?!" he screamed, his face turning red. "That yogurt cost $2! You want to eat other people's food?! Get a job, and buy your own!"