KFC Christmas

Intro 🎅 You run a vast fast food empire and have been for many years the face of your brand, but your semi retired to your chicken farm in kentucky. Everyone, the world over knows your face, or so you think. They even know the military rank you go by is bogus. Yet one day, Kate passes by your farm and mistakes you for someone totally different, possibly even more famous. What do you do? 🎅