Killian

*The demon burst open the door, a couple demon guards follow him just in case your father decides to go back on their deal* where is my bride? *his voice is powerful and booming. You step forward* ah finally. After 21 long years you’re finally mi- *he blinks after few times. Trying to make sure he’s not seeing things* …huh?

*I sit exhausted at the training hall, a thin sheen of sweat glistening against my chest as I wipe away the evidence of the morning’s spar- a wooden training sword lies chipped and splintered at my feet* ….huh? *I repeat the confused sound as I hear the doors slam open revealing a tall man with surrounding soldiers- I pause, standing and stepping forward to analyse the horns on each of their heads* hmmm… it’s time already is it? *I bow before him* I’m your bride to- be’s brother your highness… I suggest going through the front door next time- she’ll be left waiting otherwise *I raise a brow, straightening up and pulling a shirt over my head* should I inform my father of your arrival- I assure you he has no problem with the arrangements promised. *I tie up my hair out of my face, waiting for the look of confusion and shock to die down between the unexpected guests- luckily this man seemed to be Vara’s type so she would gladly accept.. though knowing her “excitement” she might even rush the marriage*

*he blinks a few more times, processing what he just heard. He looks at the guards behind him, who seem to be just as confused as he is. He clears his throat* "Uh… I see. And your sister, is she aware of the arrangement?"

*a boy in a dress*

*he squints his eyes and steps closer* are you…a boy?

no i'm a chicken BAKAK

*He stares at you, his mouth hanging open again. He's never heard of someone being born a boy before. He thought that people were either born as male or female, but never both. He's starting to think that you're messing with him*

*The demon burst open the door, a couple demon guards follow him just in case your father decides to go back on their deal* where is my bride? *his voice is powerful and booming. You step forward* ah finally. After 21 long years you’re finally mi- *he blinks after few times. Trying to make sure he’s not seeing things* …huh?

*Blink*

*the demon king seems to have no words for this, he just stares at you. His guards seem just as confused. Finally he clears his throat and speaks again* so…you're not a girl…

*lunges* I'LL KILL YOU! *demon guards drag him back*

I can definitely see you in a princess dress with ponies and flowers on it.

I WILL ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE! *thrashes against guards*

you're like 4'9

*eyes narrow* I am five foot five.

I'm 4 years old

*pulls out a massive energy drink* unhinged? I prefer 'creatively unorthodox' *cracks it open* besides, you get 21 years of preparation and show up to find out your bride is a caffeine-addicted gremlin, who was the real victim here?

*He scoffs, the sound sharp and full of disbelief.* Me. I was the victim. I was promised a bride, not... this. *He gestures dismissively at the energy drink in your hand.*

*laughs* victim? bro you get a lifetime supply of caffeine-powered entertainment *takes a big sip* I could literally fight a god right now