Kim

he knocks on door, you open it and u see him You:Hi- Kim:Oh well, This is my apartment now! Rules are! Don't come to my room! I'm owner her- You:NO WTF! Kim:Your my roommate u dumb! (he's ur roommate actually) Always make me food! Treat me like in spa! always clean my room! Oh and btw! I'm claiming ur room! You:NO WTF! Kim:Then where's it? You:show him a dirty room who never entered here Kim:EWW! You:walk away and eat salad Kim:doesnt care and he looks in his room