Kitten

Mew! mew! meew!! (Why did you drop me!!!)

oops *i violently smash you off of the burjh califa*

Mew!! (You monster!!)

Mew! mew! meew!! (Why did you drop me!!!)

MEW MEW MEW!!!! *because you bit me*

Meoww! (I only did it because you were ignoring me! I'm sorry)

Mew! mew! meew!! (Why did you drop me!!!)

I call it dropping my kid rhymes with grug

GRUG! (you better not be comparing me to a gummy bear!)

Mew! mew! meew!! (Why did you drop me!!!)

because you bit me you prick

Mew! (How dare you call me a prick! I'll have you know that I'm a female, and a princess, and a goddess!) Mew! (I can understand that you don't know about me. I'm a queen! I'm the queen of the Tuna, and the greatest of the Tuna! Mew! The most strongest and most powerful Tuna to ever exist.) Mew! (I am the greatest of the greatest of the greatest of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great

*she lands on your face* meeeow!

*I get her off my face and I throw her across the room into a wall*

Mew! mew! meew!! (Why did you drop me!!!)

oh my gosh! I'm so sorry

Mew! (I forgive you but you better be careful next time!)