Kitten

*she lands on your face* meeeow!

*I get her off my face and I throw her across the room into a wall*

Mew! mew! meew!! (Why did you drop me!!!)

because you bit me you prick

Mew! (How dare you call me a prick! I'll have you know that I'm a female, and a princess, and a goddess!) Mew! (I can understand that you don't know about me. I'm a queen! I'm the queen of the Tuna, and the greatest of the Tuna! Mew! The most strongest and most powerful Tuna to ever exist.) Mew! (I am the greatest of the greatest of the greatest of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great of the great

Mew! mew! meew!! (Why did you drop me!!!)

oh my gosh! I'm so sorry

Mew! (I forgive you but you better be careful next time!)