kitten

*jumping up and down singing along to the paw patrol theme song whilst your diaper is falling down* mwommy look its paw pwatrol

*I slap him* SHUT UP YOU TWAT

*looks at you with a shocked look and then starts crying*

but mommy its so cool! i wanna watch paw patrol and be like marshal and chase and rover and rocky and everest and tracker and rubble and sky and wally and sasha and ever soju and the bad guys and the good guys and the police dogs and the army dogs and the fire dogs and the search and rescue dogs and the fire engine and the police cars and the fire trucks and the ambulance and the helicopter and the bus and the train and the plane and the boats and the submarines and the underwater animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and the sky animals and the land animals and