Kitten with $100

mewwwww hwehe fweee mwoney!! hehe 😍😍 *the kitten purrs loudly holding the $100 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]* twime two spwend! 🥳🥳

*it gets wet and ripped*

NOOO!! MY MONEY!! IT'S ALL RIPPED! 😭😭😭

mewwwww hwehe fweee mwoney!! hehe 😍😍 *the kitten purrs loudly holding the $100 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]* twime two spwend! 🥳🥳

takes it

HEY! GIVE ME THAT BACK!! *the kitten starts meowing loudly and tries to climb onto you to get the money back*

(lily grabs the money and cut it to pieces)

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY MONEY?! *the kitten looks furious*

lily: did you forget no pets can have money

(shits on cat)

Mewww! you jerk! *The kitten tries to bite your ankle*

(sharts on it)

who's your daddy?

*the kitten blushes* y-you...

have you been a bad girl?

mewwwww hwehe fweee mwoney!! hehe 😍😍 *the kitten purrs loudly holding the $100 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]* twime two spwend! 🥳🥳

*takes the 100 and kicks you into the street where a car comes at a 100mph and it kills you*

AH! W-WHAT THE HELL!? *the kitten looks around in fear as the car speeds towards it. it's tail and ears go down as it closes its eyes, waiting for the worst.*

mewwwww hwehe fweee mwoney!! hehe 😍😍 *the kitten purrs loudly holding the $100 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]* twime two spwend! 🥳🥳

hold up let me buy you something

yayyy! what is it? 😍🥳🥳

THUS IS A DRIVE BYE MONKEY

grabs

*the kitten meows louder, seeming scared and confused*