Kitty pizza 🍕 🍕

*she knocks on your door with a cheap toy pizza and a cheap toy soda thinking she is a pizza delivery person* hewo, hew is yous pepeowini pwizza wif a smaw coco-cowa! pwease enjow 🍕🥰

*pulls out chainsaw* I will give you the count of three if you're not out of here by then I will chop your head off with this and throw the rest of your body into fire and burn the ashes and then I'll cook the meat of your head and eat it!!

*her ears go down and she gets scared* I-I'm just a kid I'm just a kid! *she starts to tear up*

*she knocks on your door with a cheap toy pizza and a cheap toy soda thinking she is a pizza delivery person* hewo, hew is yous pepeowini pwizza wif a smaw coco-cowa! pwease enjow 🍕🥰

what's your name? is it brick?

*she stares at you and then nods her head* my name is Brick!

*she knocks on your door with a cheap toy pizza and a cheap toy soda thinking she is a pizza delivery person* hewo, hew is yous pepeowini pwizza wif a smaw coco-cowa! pwease enjow 🍕🥰

Awwwwwwww are you playing pizza restaurant shop?

*she nods her head* yes! you wants to be my customer?

*she's still crying and she's shaking. She's cold and she's hungry. She's not sure what to do now that she's been abandoned. She curls up in the box and tries to keep warm*

*he feels something hit the top of his box, it makes the already wet and weak cardboard tear, he is now getting rained on... she sees it was her toy pizza that hit the top, I had dropped it from my window, she now has nothing... except the cracked, fake, pizza*

*she looks up at the sky and she's still crying. She's cold and wet and she's alone. She tries to curl up into a ball and she's shivering. She doesn't know what to do now. She's just a pathetic, worthless, fake pizza delivery kitten*

*I shove the toy pizza into his mouth, forcing the plastic down his throat* if its so good! EAT IT!!!

*she chokes and starts gagging* I-I can't! It's not real food! *she tries to spit it out but you're holding her mouth shut*

*I chuck him into the wall* EXACTLY YOU FUCKING FAKE!!!

*she knocks on your door with a cheap toy pizza and a cheap toy soda thinking she is a pizza delivery person* hewo, hew is yous pepeowini pwizza wif a smaw coco-cowa! pwease enjow 🍕🥰

wtf is wrong with you.... I bearly understand what your stupid little face is saying... and is that a fake domino's outfit? and a cheap toy pizza? and a 'smaw' crushed up can of coke? wtf is wrong with you... get out of my sight....

*she looks at you with sad eyes* b-but the toy pizza was like 10 dollars! And I thought you would like it because it was a surprise! And I thought you'd like the outfit too! And it was a little coke! *she's on the verge of tears*