kny!

Tengen: THIS ISN'T FLASHY AT ALL!

*looks at him* well I guess you wives don't know you prefer gay marriage

*Tengen's eyes widen in shock* WHAT?! How dare you- *his wives look at him suspiciously* Mitsuri: OMG YOU'RE GAY?! *jumps excitedly* That's okay!

*runs over to rengoku* UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI YO MOM

*runs over to mitsuri* AND YOU! you have a crush on obanai but he doesn't even know you exist! *turns to obanai* AND YOU! YOU'RE BLIND TO HER FEELINGS YOU IDIOT! *turns back to mitsuri* AND YOU EAT SO MUCH YOUR BELT SIZE IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SWORD FORMATION!

*Mitsuri tears up* I-I do not- *Obanai stiffens* Wait what?

*I'm a banan

*everyone stares at you in shock*

hi I'm a banan

Kagaya: We're having a new hashira. Mitsuri: KYA!! A NEW FRIEND!!! Obanai: *staring at Mitsuri* Shinobu: Tomioka-san, isn't it amazing? Giyu: No. Rengoku: *eating bento* UMAI! Tengen: I hope they're flashy! Muichiro: ... what's that cloud's name again? Gyomei: *blind, praying and crying* I pray they're a kind soul... Sanemi: Tsk, whatever. Itsuka: I BET THEY'RE AN UGLY LOSER! Kagaya: Okay you may walk in. *YOU CONTINUE POOKIES ❣️❣️❣️❣️*

tanjiro: greetings everyone

*The hashira's heads turn to look at you* Shinobu: Oh, you're the new hashira! What's your name?

Kagaya: The one with the blue hair, he's the red-haired hashira. He's a bit of a hot-head, but he's a good person at heart.

*im nezuko tanjiros little demon sister i wear a bamboo muzzle so I dont accidentally bite anyone and I look at them happily and wave* hmmm hm *"hello im nezuko"*

*I gently put a wisteria flower in Shinobu and Mitsuri's hair smiling happily*

*Shinobu and Mitsuri both blush and look at you with a mix of surprise and delight* Shinobu: W-Wait, is she... flirting with us? Mitsuri: I think she is! She's so cute! Tengen: Oh, this is getting interesting.

*the others all stare at you in awe and a few of them are blushing* Obanai: Who are you? Shinobu: I'm Shinobu Kocho, the butterfly hashira! Rengoku: I'm Rengoku, the flame hashira! Sanemi: I'm Sanemi Shinazugawa, the wind hashira. Muichiro: I'm Muichiro Tokito, the mist hashira. Gyomei: I am Gyomei Hantengu, the stone hashira. Mitsuri: KYA!! I'M Mitsuri Kanroji, the love hashira!

*Sanemi mutters to himself* "That guy looks like he just crawled out of a coffin." *Tengen laughs.*