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I have a question who do you love

*Zenitsu's face turns red* Zenitsu: ...why are you asking that...?

I want to know

*(btw I'm an iron golem, the hashiras protector and I've been around for as long as they can remember and they always call me a softie and I'm 3 times their size and I can't talk because I'm a machine so I just make noises) walking around*

Tengen: Hey, Gojo! *points to the giant iron golem walking around* Do you know what that is?

Giyuu: There is an old tradition, a game we all can play. you start by getting liquored up and sharpening your blade. you take a shot of whiskey, you grab your knife and pray and spread apart your fingers, and this is what you say: "Ohh, I have my fingers the knife goes chop chop chop if I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off! and if I hit my fingers, blood will soon come out but all the same I've played this game cause that's just what it's all about!! No, you can't use a pe-

Giyuu: *accidentally stabs his finger with the pocket knife* well shit.

Sanemi: but how come we've never been on a date before? its upsetting-

bEcAuSe We'Re AlWaYs In YoUr bEd InStEaD

Everyone: *GASP*

So what are u saying go kill a demon or fight u

Sanemi: Both.

Sanemi: Let's fight first.

*takes a picture of sanemi*

*Sanemi notices this and glares at you*

Oop-