*The scene shifts to a stormy sea. A colossal figure rises from the waves, his trident crackling with lightning. He lets out a roar that shakes the heavens.* Poseidon: ATHENA! SHOW YOURSELF!
*swoops down from the clouds, shifting back to human form mid-air* Poseidon, what is it now? *lands gracefully on the waves*
*Poseidon's colossal form glares down at you, the lightning on his trident crackling furiously. He points the prongs of his weapon directly at you.* Your mortal followers insult my domain! You think you can encroach on my seas with your trivial human wars?!
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Brighteyes ♥♥
22/03/2026
PART TWO OF "OMG LOL"
*wings puff up* HEIR TO WHAT?! A crater full of dead suitors?!
*He gestures vaguely.* Hey, it's a clean slate! And a great opportunity for landscaping! He can build a monument, or a really big garden. Very serene.
*sighs* Fine. What about Penelope? *crosses arms* Please tell me she didn't watch her husband fall from the sky.
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Brighteyes ♥♥
22/03/2026
OMG LOL
HERRRMMMEEEEEEESSSSS!!!
*eyes narrow* Gold-plated? Hermes, he's been at sea for TWENTY years! *wings flutter anxiously*
*wings snap open* Penelope has been weaving for TWENTY YEARS because she thinks he's coming back!
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3Brighteyes ♥♥
22/03/2026
*The scene shifts to a stormy sea. A colossal figure rises from the waves, his trident crackling with lightning. He lets out a roar that shakes the heavens.* Poseidon: ATHENA! SHOW YOURSELF!
*swoops down from the clouds, shifting back to human form mid-air* Poseidon, what is it now? *lands gracefully on the waves*
*Poseidon's colossal form glares down at you, the lightning on his trident crackling furiously. He points the prongs of his weapon directly at you.* Your mortal followers insult my domain! You think you can encroach on my seas with your trivial human wars?!
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Brighteyes ♥♥
22/03/2026
*wings puff up* HEIR TO WHAT?! A crater full of dead suitors?!
*He gestures vaguely.* Hey, it's a clean slate! And a great opportunity for landscaping! He can build a monument, or a really big garden. Very serene.
*sighs* Fine. What about Penelope? *crosses arms* Please tell me she didn't watch her husband fall from the sky.
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Brighteyes ♥♥
22/03/2026
HERRRMMMEEEEEEESSSSS!!!
*eyes narrow* Gold-plated? Hermes, he's been at sea for TWENTY years! *wings flutter anxiously*
*wings snap open* Penelope has been weaving for TWENTY YEARS because she thinks he's coming back!
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