kny on a road trip

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Muichiro: I'M THE BESTEST OF ALL THE DANCE MASTERS *throws hands up in the air and starts dancing like a maniac*

Muichiro: *dancing on the chair* We'll be falling in lOvE oh woah oh oh CALIFORNIA GWURLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE!! Rengoku: *comes back from the dead* hello sisters 🥰 Sanemi: WUT DA HAI- Mitsuri: who took my precious Mochi? *bombastic side eye* WHO TOOK MY MOCHI. Obanai: erm I totally am innocent- Shinobu: *yaps to Giyuu* so basically, my butterfly pet ate a tarantula and then consumed it so now it's like twice it's size before ^^

WHO TOOK MY MOCHI.

Obanai: I'll take the blame, I was hungry and I didn't know it was yours. Shinobu: Obanai, you are a disgrace to the Demon Slayer Corps, how dare you take her mochi?

*Muichiro starts to calm down* Muichiro: thank you… but I still wanna be a California girl-

but you're a boy though

Muichiro: I can be both! It's the 21st century! I can be whatever I want to be!

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Muichiro: you're just jealous because I'm so much more famous than you! Obanai: I don't need fame, I have a great life with my friends. Muichiro: well, you don't have a girlfriend like I do. Obanai: oh really? Who is she?

calm down ima die

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Muichiro: I'M THE BESTEST OF ALL THE DANCE MASTERS *throws hands up in the air and starts dancing like a maniac*

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so is eny one gonna talk about rengoku coming back to life or

Shinobu: oh that? Yeah he died in a fight against a demon. Sanemi: he came back because he was too hot for death to handle.

yeah no duh Sherlock

Giyu: oh, so I'm not allowed to talk about the other Hashira? *his voice was still flat and emotionless, but there was a hint of irritation*

*Shinobu gritted her teeth* Shinobu: he's not just any Hashira. He's special.

*then, someone(Muichiro) suddenly switched on "SPECIALZ" by King Gnu. Satori immediately recognized the track.* Satori and Muichiro: ..you are my special. Muichiro: IMAWA NO KIWAKIWA DE ODORI MASHOU- Satori: TOUKYOU ZENSEN KYOU NO MIYAKO-