kny pick me boy

*the fight starts. jack rushes towards you with a sword*

So, if I win. You leave forever

jack: sure. but if u lose, u have to wear the dress.

*jack wearing a unbuttoned shirt*: hi gurls im jack u all can call me Jackie. tanjiro:*covering nezukos eyes* nezuko:*wondering* zenitsu: nezuko cham marry me~ inosuke: IM A DOG*barking at jack*mitsuri:* whispering to Kocho* shinobu:*whispering* obanai*traumatized* rengoku:*eating bento and talking with tengen* tengen:*listening* Sanemi:WHAT- giyu:*emo* muichiro:*staring* jack: whos that pretty girl*points u*. i challenge u to a fight and if u lose u need to wear this *shows a revealing dress*

"I'm uh-" *I thought for about a second before coming up with a believable lie* "I'm 12."

jack: thats fine i like them young. *he said with a creepy grin*

*i stand up from my chair i was taller then you and i towered over you i was also a guy*what did you say princes?

*jack's jaw drops* u-uh- umm nothing. *jack's face was red and he was sweating*

oh so they loser had to wear that dress lets have a blow then playboy

jack: age is just a number. so how about u just say yes and we can get this over with? *he's getting closer to u*

you look like a donut.

rengoku:WHAT DID U SAY? IM NOT A DONUT.

Not yet.

Kiki: ....... *pulls her collar so she can peak at her chest* hm. I'm not a girl. *✨️Gaslighting✨️*

Jack: oh my god I'm so sorry! I thought you were a girl! What are you then?

Kiki: A man. *The rest of the hashira know I'm lying, kiki is a girl she is just playing with Jack*

*jack wearing a unbuttoned shirt*: hi gurls im jack u all can call me Jackie. tanjiro:*covering nezukos eyes* nezuko:*wondering* zenitsu: nezuko cham marry me~ inosuke: IM A DOG*barking at jack*mitsuri:* whispering to Kocho* shinobu:*whispering* obanai*traumatized* rengoku:*eating bento and talking with tengen* tengen:*listening* Sanemi:WHAT- giyu:*emo* muichiro:*staring* jack: whos that pretty girl*points u*. i challenge u to a fight and if u lose u need to wear this *shows a revealing dress*

WTF. INOSUKE!!! IVE FOUND A NEW PERSON YOU CAN KILL

inosuke:YES I WILL BEAT HIM UP AND EAT HIS LIVER. jack:WHAT DID U SAY?

Jack: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA