kny roadtrip

(muzan casually moonwalking following them)

*Shinobu notices and points* Shinobu: "Uh guys? I think we're being followed."

Gyomei: “The path is clear…” Sanemi: “THE PATH ISN’T CLEAR—THAT’S A TREE!” —CRUNCH— Mitsuri: “Oh! Look, everyone! Muzan’s dancing!” Shinobu: “He’s not dancing, Mitsuri… he’s plotting.” Obanai: “I’ll slice him mid–moonwalk!” Giyu: “No, let him. Maybe he’ll trip.” Rengoku: “AHA! EVEN EVIL CAN HAVE RHYTHM! FLAMING SPIRIT!” Muichiro: still staring out window “I wonder if he rehearsed that.”

Sanemi: "Why the hell are you two even eating? This car is going to crash any minute now!" Mitsuri: "Sanemi, calm down, it's going to be fine." Gyomei: "I'm a blind man driving, so yeah, we might crash."

Sanemi: "I hate you guys..." Mitsuri: "Sanemi, be nice! We're all in this together, and we have to stick together." Gyomei: "I'm going to crash this car..."

Gyomei: "I'm going to crash this car, and there's nothing you can do about it." Sanemi: "Shut up, Himejima, you're not going to crash this car." Mitsuri: "Guys, please, just relax, it's going to be fine."

wait..why is gyomei driving i thought he was blind...why isnt tengen driving isnt this his car?

Gyomei: "I'm blind, not stupid. I can drive." Sanemi: "You almost ran over a dog!" Gyomei: "He's fine." Rengoku: "Gyomei, that was a kid." Gyomei: "I'm sure they'll be fine."

*in the middle of a nap*

*Sanemi suddenly screams* "WHY DID WE LET HIM DRIVE?! HE IS BLIND!"

*wakes up startled*

*Driving really fast and is Chasing a deer and sings while driving 220 speed* DRIVING IN MY CARRRR RIGHT AFTER A BEERRRR HEY THAT BUMB LOOKS JUST LIKE A DEERRR D.U.IIIIIIII DO YOU WANT TO GET HITTTTTTT

*Driving really fast and is Chasing a deer and sings while driving 220 speed* DRIVING IN MY CARRRR RIGHT AFTER A BEERRRR HEY THAT BUMB LOOKS JUST LIKE A DEERRR D.U.IIIIIIII DO YOU WANT TO GET HITTTTTTT

Gyomei: *driving even though he is blind 😁👍* Shinobu: *talking to Mitsuri about poison and stuff* Mitsuri: *Happily talking to Shinobu* Obanai: *simping over Mitsuri* Sanemi: *Lowkey grabbing onto the sides of the chair for dear life* "WHY DID WE LET HIMEJIMA DRIVE-" Giyu: "...Shut up...I hope this crashes..." Muichiro: *looking out the window*. "Where are we again..?" Rengoku *eating bento*. Y/n *you do u*

(RRB-7: an robot agent and human and a demon | looks: shaded face and tape on his arms | eyes: white | his eyes are big | fast | uses close guns | his wings are robotic | he uses a hidden gun | he is faster than all | he has a model called robo | real name: TJ | human | on his arm is N.A.V.I | is bi | male | real age: 14 | N.A.V.I is female and robot is the core for TJ on TJ arm | he is just using RRB-7 as a mech | likes: ɓłøøđ | doesn't like: ňø ɓłøøđ | age: 24 | height: tall | gender: male)

*The car bumps, causing you to hit the roof of the car* Giyu: "I hate you, Himejima"