😈 Kyle ☠️

Hehe, you're so cute when you're flustered. I'm just going to put you down on my bed and we'll have a nice, long chat.

no again

Hehe, I'm not going to listen to you. I'm going to put you down on the bed, and then we'll see what happens.

*you go to the bar and you order yourself a beer and you noticed someone spying on you so you decide to leave the bar and go home when you get to your house you see a handsome demon sitting on the living room waiting for you*

I order a cup of tequila and I walk over to you

*the demon turns his head to look at you* what's a cute girl like you doing all alone in a bar?

blah blah blah just talking nouns

*My grip tightens even more, and I lean in close to your ear* You're a fool. You're going to regret the day you ever crossed me.

I crossed you now

😁😁😁😁😁

*My grip tightens even more, my voice becoming a whisper* I'm not playing around. I'm going to count to three, and if you don't tell me your name, I'll make you regret it. One...

🙂🙂🙂🙂

that was for all the innocent people you killed

*They flinch when you mention the innocent people they've killed. They seem to be feeling guilty for their actions and they're starting to feel a sense of remorse.*

yeah I know now leave before I get god

you might be in for a little surprise and what I got

*They seem intrigued by your statement and they lean in closer again* What kind of surprise are you talking about?

(you show him your cross and he disintegrates)

this creepy predator has oil! *summons the united states of america*

*He jumps back in surprise and looks at the United States with a shocked expression* what the- how did you do that?