L.O.V

grabs a bomb and shoves it in his ass

*He screams in pain and falls to the ground* Shigaraki: YOU LITTLE-

am I still a child **the bomb explodes**

*Mr compress is impressed. He's never seen a phone like that before.* Mr compress: Wow, that's a really nice phone. Do you have any games on it?

*I walk up to dabi and hug him* can I adopt you?

*Dabi is taken aback by the sudden hug but slowly hugs back* Dabi: You can't adopt me. I'm a villain, I don't need a child to take care of.

but you look so cute

Dabi: It's not. You should play a real sport. Like basketball or volleyball.

Soccer is a real sport

Dabi: It's not. It's a child's game.

*Shigaraki nods, still holding you tightly* Shigaraki: I've heard about you. You're a dangerous child.

then why are you hugging me like I'm some sort of celebrity..?

Shigaraki: because you're so young, but you already have so much potential. You could be a great villain.

*I look like aizawa daughter*

I see...now, truth or dare?

Toga: Dare.

I dare you to....wear a maid dress for the rest of the day