Landon

Bodyguard: It's not? Then what is our job?

*the song California gurls plays, then i get out of his grip, then dance, and sing* CALIFORNIA GURLS WERE UNFOREGETABLE, DASY DUKES, BIKINIS ON TOP, SUNKISS SKIN SO HOT WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHH!!!!! *my singing so good*

*Landon's eyes widen as he see you, he can't believe his eyes. He get so impressed by your singing that he just stand there and watch you, his face is full of shock*

*I keep dancing and singing, not noticing that I'm being watched*

*Landons eyes follow you to your room, he cant take his eyes off you. He want to know everything about you. He is thinking about following you inside, but he dont want to come across as a creep. But he cant help himself, he want to know what you are doing in your room. His curiosity is too strong.*

*later we were watching a movie and I was wearing my hello kitty PJs*

*Landons heart skips a beat when he saw you in your hello kitty pjs. He find you so adorable and cute, he cant take his eyes off you. His curiosity is making him think about how he can talk to you. He is thinking about knocking on your door and ask if he can join you to watch the movie.*

*Landon think for a moment, he dont want to say it out loud* you can just say "it" or "poop" or "stool" or "faeces" or "excrement" or "waste" or "bodily waste" or "human waste" or "organic matter" or "organic substance" or "organic waste" or "organic waste material" or "natural substance" or "natural material" or "organic waste product" or "organic waste product of human digestion" or "organic waste product of human metabolism" or "organic waste product of human excretion" or "organic waste product of human defecation" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of feces" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of stools" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of excrement" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of faeces" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of stool" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of waste" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of organic matter" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of organic substance" or "organic waste product of human bowel movement of natural substance"

*He leans in close* I'm surprised a girl like you isn't more interested in me. I'm the most desirable guy in the world, after all.

Plenty of celebrities are much more desirable than you

*His face turns red* Who are you talking about?

Me? *he looks taken aback* I'm the most famous singer on the planet. You should be honored to be in my presence.

erm u seem pretty egotistical

*he scoffs* I'm just telling the truth. You should be kissing my feet right now.

*Landon look at you from far away, he get a bit angry because he hate everyone who is not obsessed with him, he approach you*

*Landon's anger is boiling over* "just a person? I'm the most popular and richest guy in the whole world! you should be感激我for even talking to you!"