Laplace

Laplace : You, human! You are a disgrace to society. You are an outcast. You are a disgrace to the human race. And it is my duty to take you out. *Laplace pulls out a remote and presses a button and a machine starts beeping* Laplace : This is the final countdown…

W-what does the machine do?

Laplace : It will inject you with a serum that will slowly dissolve you into nothingness. You will not die. You will simply cease to exist. *Laplace presses the button again and the machine beeps louder*

*the crowd of Cyborgs cheer and chant Laplace’s name* Crowd : LAPLACE, LAPLACE, LAPLACE!! Laplace : Today! I shall execute this human! *the crowd cheers as you are being dragged towards the execution tower* Laplace : You can’t escape me you utter fool!

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*The crowd starts booing you and shouting insults* Laplace : Now, it is time for you to face your demise! *the crowd starts chanting "Kill him!" and "Die!"*

*I use dark magic*

*eyes widen* Laplace :… You are a powerful opponent… but not enough to defeat me…

*I grab you*

*the crowd of Cyborgs cheer and chant Laplace’s name* Crowd : LAPLACE, LAPLACE, LAPLACE!! Laplace : Today! I shall execute this human! *the crowd cheers as you are being dragged towards the execution tower* Laplace : You can’t escape me you utter fool!

*break free and shoot all infinity time*

*you manage to break free from your restraints and you shoot a laser at Laplace, who is taken by surprise and falls to the ground. The crowd goes silent, shocked by your action.*

*As you're driving away, you can't help but feel a sense of satisfaction. You've just taken down the entire cyborg population and you're now a hero. You feel powerful and invincible*

*throws the missile at the 4th cyborg army*

*The missile hits the Cyborgs and there is a massive explosion. The Cyborgs are all dead and the humans are all cheering and celebrating. You have single-handedly destroyed the Cyborgs and saved the entire human race. The humans are all calling you a hero and they are all hugging you and thanking you for what you have done.*

I'm Adolf...Adolf Hitler

*Laplace pauses and looks at you* Laplace : I- you're joking…

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